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The Trendsetting Mitten Fashionista
Always trying to make mittens the next big fashion statement
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My fashion-forward friend started a mitten-themed fashion show. The highlight was a mitten bikini. I asked if it was practical, and they said, "Well, not for swimming, but perfect for making a bold winter statement at the beach.
The Paranoid Mitten Wearer
Believes mittens are secretly plotting against them
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I asked the paranoid mitten wearer why they thought mittens were out to get them. They said, "Have you ever seen a mitten without a thumb? That's a clear sign they're evolving and planning something big.
The Absent-Minded Mitten Maker
Constantly misplacing mittens
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I bought a pair of mittens from an absent-minded mitten maker. The tag said, "Guaranteed to keep your hands warm, as long as you can find both of them.
The Competitive Mitten Collector
Determined to have the largest mitten collection
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I met a competitive mitten collector who claimed to have mittens from every country. I asked if they had one from Antarctica, and they said, "Not yet, but I'm working on training penguins to knit.
The Tech-Savvy Smart Mitten Developer
Creating mittens with unnecessary high-tech features
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I bought a pair of high-tech mittens that claim to be self-cleaning. Turns out, they just have a tiny robotic hand that wipes the dirt away. I asked the inventor why, and they said, "Well, mittens deserve a spa day too.
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