10 Jokes For Minion

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Updated on: Sep 03 2024

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Minions seem to have their own language, right? I tried talking like them once, and all I got were strange looks. It turns out people at the grocery store don't appreciate it when you ask for bananas using minion-speak. "Bello? Banana? Papoy?" Yeah, that didn't end well.
Have you ever wondered what a job interview for a minion position looks like? "So, Dave, tell us about your experience with world domination." "Well, I once successfully organized a surprise birthday party, and everyone was shocked. Does that count?
Minions always seem to find themselves in the weirdest situations. I mean, they're basically the Mr. Bean of the animated world. If there's a banana peel or a supervillain's lair, you bet a minion will end up in the middle of it.
You know you're in trouble when a minion starts giving you advice on relationships. "Banana-nana-nah! If she doesn't appreciate your evil plans, find someone who does!" Thanks, minion, but I think I'll stick to traditional dating advice.
You ever notice how minions are always so happy? I mean, they're like the eternal optimists of the animated world. If I had a boss like Gru, I'd probably have a more serious expression. "Gru, I can't keep smiling while you're planning world domination, man!
I was thinking, minions are the only employees who can get away with wearing overalls to work. Can you imagine strolling into your office on Monday morning, rocking a pair of denim overalls, and expecting a promotion? HR would be like, "Dave, this is a law firm, not a cartoon convention!
I heard they're making a spin-off movie about a minion's journey to find the perfect banana. Now, that's a quest I can get behind. Forget about saving the world, let's focus on the essentials – ripe, delicious bananas.
Lastly, do you ever wonder if minions get performance reviews? "Well, Dave, your evil laugh could use some work, but your banana-peeling skills are top-notch. Keep it up!" I bet their HR department is just a bunch of bananas in suits.
Ever notice how minions handle stress? They just start randomly hitting buttons and hoping for the best. I tried that with my TV remote the other day. Let's just say my Netflix queue now consists of all the "Despicable Me" movies.
Do minions have employee handbooks? I mean, there must be some guidelines on how to effectively assist with evil plans. "Rule #1: Always carry a banana. Rule #2: If your boss says 'It's so fluffy!', just go with it.

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