5 Minecrafters Mobs Creepers Skeletons And More Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 11 2024

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Skeleton's Job Interview

Applying for a position as a scarecrow
Skeleton at the job interview: "I'm great at scaring away birds, but I do have a bone to pick with you about dental benefits.

The Creeper's Therapist

Trying to help creepers cope with their explosive tendencies
Therapist to creeper: "Have you tried counting to three before exploding?" Creeper: "I can barely count to one... BOOM!

Enderman's Stand-Up Career

Overcoming stage fright and teleportation mishaps during performances
Enderman complaining about the spotlight: "It's tough being a performer when every teleportation is a potential wardrobe malfunction.

Spider's Real Estate Agent

Selling homes in the corners of people's rooms
Spider trying to close a deal: "It's not a web; it's a high-tech security system against flies and mosquitoes.

Zombie's Dating Woes

Trying to find love despite a constant craving for brains
Zombie's breakup line: "It's not you, it's me... craving your frontal lobe.

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