11 Jokes For Migraine

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Updated on: Jun 01 2025

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I asked my migraine if it believed in love at first sight. It said, 'No, but I'm a big fan of pain at first throb!
Why did the migraine go to therapy? It needed a headache specialist!
I asked my migraine if it wanted coffee. It said, 'No thanks, I'm already brewing trouble in your head!
I told my migraine to take a vacation. Now it's in the Bahamas, and I'm the one left feeling lost!
I asked my migraine for a break. It sent me a postcard from Pain-ta Ray!
What do you call a migraine that's also a musician? A throbbing sensation in the symphony of pain!
My migraine told me a secret. It's planning a surprise party, and everyone's invited – especially the pounding drums!
I tried to make friends with my migraine. Now it's my constant companion – we go everywhere together, especially to pain-ful destinations!
My migraine wanted a pet. Now I have a throbbing headache and a purring cat!
My migraine and I are in a relationship. It's complicated – mostly because it never gives me any space!
I tried to challenge my migraine to a staring contest. It won – I blinked too many times!

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