7 Jokes For Middle Finger

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Updated on: Sep 18 2024

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What did the middle finger say to the thumb during a thumb war? 'Prepare for the ultimate stand-off!' 👍🖕
Why did the middle finger break up with the index finger? It wanted more space in the relationship! 🌌🖕
What's a middle finger's favorite dance move? The flip-and-twirl! 💃🖕
I told my middle finger a secret. Now it's pointing it out to everyone! 🤐🖕
Why did the thumb break up with the middle finger? It wanted a relationship without any flipping off! 👍🖕
What did one middle finger say to the other in a high-five competition? 'I've got the upper hand!' 🤚🖕
I asked my middle finger for relationship advice. It said, 'Give them the cold shoulder!' ❄️🖕

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