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Why did Michael J. Fox become a detective? He's always good at solving mysteries with a little shake!
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I told Michael J. Fox he should try out for a dance competition. He replied, 'I've got the moves, but they're a bit shaky!
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Why did Michael J. Fox become a gardener? He's great at shaking up the soil!
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Why did Michael J. Fox start a music band? Because he wanted to rock and roll – literally!
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Why did Michael J. Fox become a painter? His brushstrokes are so unique – every painting has its own shake!
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Why did Michael J. Fox become a chef? He's excellent at adding just the right amount of seasoning – a little shake of this, a little shake of that!
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I asked Michael J. Fox if he likes camping. He said, 'Yeah, especially when it's in tents – and a little shaky!
Shaky Laughter
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You know, I recently watched a documentary about Michael J. Fox. It was so shaky, even the cameraman needed a seatbelt. I haven't seen that many jump cuts since my grandma tried to edit her vacation videos on Windows Movie Maker.
Secret Agent Parkinson
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Did you know Michael J. Fox was once considered for a spy movie? Yeah, they were gonna call it The Spy Who Can't Keep a Secret. The plot twist? He was the only one who knew where the hidden microfilm was, but he couldn't stop shaking long enough to tell anyone.
Olympic Shaking
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I heard Michael J. Fox tried out for the Olympics once. He said, I've been practicing my whole life for the biathlon – you know, combining shaking and caffeine consumption. Sadly, he got disqualified for unintentional rapid-fire air rifle shooting.
Time Traveler's Remix
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Michael J. Fox is like a time traveler. He can shake things up in the past, present, and future. I asked him for stock tips, but he said he's still trying to figure out how to not spill coffee on himself in 1985.
Caffeine Quake
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I heard Michael J. Fox opened a coffee shop. It's called Shake 'n Brew. The baristas are so quick, it's like an espresso-fueled dance party. Just don't order a frappuccino unless you want a caffeinated earthquake in a cup.
Parkinson's Playlist
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I found Michael J. Fox's favorite playlist on Spotify. It's just a bunch of songs with shaky beats. It's like EDM for your nervous system. The dance floor is so wild; it's like a mosh pit for your neurotransmitters.
Parkinson's Pictionary
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I played Pictionary with Michael J. Fox the other day. Let's just say, his drawings were so abstract; I thought he was creating modern art. Turns out, he was just trying to draw a straight line.
Jitterbug Dance Class
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I took a dance class with Michael J. Fox once. It was called the Jitterbug. Turns out, it wasn't a dance class; it was just a support group for people with too much coffee in their systems. We all left with moves like we were trying to out-dance a blender.
Extreme Milkshaking
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Michael J. Fox tried his hand at bartending once. He specialized in milkshakes. People loved them because they were shaken, not stirred. The only problem? Every time he made one, the whole bar felt like an earthquake was coming.
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