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So, I'm watching more of Michael Che's wisdom, and he starts talking about confrontation. He's like, "If you've got an issue with someone, just talk to them. Be honest." Yeah, right. I tried that. I walked up to my neighbor and said, "Hey, your dog keeps waking me up at 5 AM." You know what he said? "I don't have a dog." Awkward. Michael, your advice is like telling a drowning person, "Just swim." It sounds good in theory, but in reality, I'm just flailing around, making things worse. Next time, I'll stick to passive-aggressive notes.
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So, Michael Che is all about embracing awkward moments, right? He says, "Just let it happen, man. It's like a gift." Well, let me tell you, I've received some gifts in my life, and none of them felt as uncomfortable as a silence-filled elevator with strangers. He gives this example about how he turned an awkward encounter into a hilarious joke. I tried that once. I walked into a room, and it was dead silent. So, I blurted out, "Well, this is awkward," thinking I'm a comedy genius. But instead of laughs, I got more silence. Michael, my awkward moments don't turn into comedy gold; they turn into cringe-worthy memories that haunt me at 3 AM.
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Now, Michael Che has this bit about finding common ground with people you disagree with. He says, "We're all human. We all have something in common." I tried that during Thanksgiving dinner with my relatives. I thought, "We all love food, right?" So, I start talking about the turkey, and my uncle goes on a rant about how turkeys are part of a government conspiracy. Yeah, Michael, I found common ground, and it's called "awkward family dinners." In conclusion, I love Michael Che, but his advice is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded – sounds impressive, but it usually ends up a mess. Thanks, Michael, for making me feel like the king of awkwardness.
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You guys ever watch Michael Che on YouTube? Yeah, I stumbled upon one of his videos the other day. You know, Michael Che from SNL, always looking like he's about to drop the most sarcastic truth bomb on you. So, I click on this video, and I'm thinking, "This is gonna be good." But then I see the title: "How to Deal with Awkward Moments." I'm like, "Perfect! This is exactly what I need." So, I start watching, and the first thing he says is, "Just embrace the awkwardness, man. Lean into it." I'm thinking, "Easy for you to say, Michael Che! You're a professional comedian. I'm just trying not to trip over my own feet in the grocery store."
He goes on to say, "Awkward moments are just opportunities for great stories." Really? Because the only story I've got from an awkward moment involves me trying to high-five someone who was actually waving to the person behind me. Yeah, real riveting stuff, Michael.
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