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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a complete 'waist' of time!
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So, my friend tried to teach me some Spanish, and he goes, Here's a useful Mexican word: 'esposas.' I'm like, Great, what's that? He says, It means 'wives.' I thought, Well, that's not a word, that's a life sentence!
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You know, I recently learned a new Mexican word. It's hide-and-taco. That's when you stash an extra taco in the fridge, hoping no one finds it. It's like a culinary game of hide and seek, but with more cheese and salsa.
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So, I tried impressing my Mexican girlfriend by learning some Spanish. I proudly told her, Mi casa es tu casa. She looked at me and said, Your casa is my casa? Well, my casa needs an upgrade then!
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My Mexican friend told me there's a Mexican word that perfectly describes my dancing skills: salsafication. I said, Is that a compliment? He said, No, it means you turn any dance floor into a salsa catastrophe.
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I asked my Mexican friend for a good pickup line in Spanish. He told me to say, Eres como un taco, ¡porque quiero darte un beso muy grande! Translation: You're like a taco because I want to give you a big kiss! Well, let's just say, my romantic game is now on a diet.
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I asked my Mexican friend to teach me some romantic phrases. He said, Here's one: 'Tequila.' I said, That's not romantic! He replied, Trust me, after a few shots, everything sounds romantic.
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I tried cooking a Mexican dish using a recipe in Spanish. The first instruction was sazonar al gusto. I thought, Al gusto must be some secret spice! Turns out, it means season to taste. My dish tasted like confusion.
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I asked my Mexican friend for a good joke in Spanish. He said, Sure, the word is 'chistes.' I said, Great, what does it mean? He replied, Jokes. I said, No, seriously, what does it mean? Turns out, the joke was on me.
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I learned a new Mexican word that perfectly describes my mornings: desayunatormenta. It means breakfast storm. Basically, it's the chaos that happens in the kitchen when I attempt to make anything more complicated than cereal.
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