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What do you call a group of meteors playing music together? A rock band!
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Why did the meteor go to the comedy club? To meteor the funniest comedians!
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What did one meteor say to the other? 'Looks like we're meteor-ly matched!
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I've always wondered why they call it a 'shooting star' when it's actually a meteor. Shouldn't it be a 'plummeting rock' or 'zooming space rock'? 'Cause honestly, it's not granting any wishes, just creating panic!
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I find it fascinating how we're worried about a meteor striking Earth, but have you seen the traffic here? We're more likely to be hit by someone texting 'LOL' than a space rock!
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Imagine if aliens are just intergalactic delivery people and meteors are their version of throwing packages onto porches. 'Oops, sorry Earth, wrong address!' Next time, use space Amazon!
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Meteors are like the rockstars of space. They don't give autographs, but boy, do they leave a lasting impression! They're the divas of the galaxy.
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Did you hear about the meteor that missed Earth by inches? Talk about a cosmic game of dodgeball! I bet Earth was like, 'Phew, that was close—someone get that meteor a GPS!'
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You know, if a meteor ever landed in my backyard, I'd probably put up a sign saying 'Space Rock for Sale: Previously Owned by Earth, Slightly Used!' Bargain hunters would be all over it.
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So I heard a meteorologist say there's a meteor headed our way. Great, just what we need—more drama from the skies! I feel like Earth's becoming a reality TV show, 'When Planets Attack!'
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The other day, someone asked me if I believed in meteor showers. I said, 'Only if they're serving cocktails and playing good music!' Who wouldn't want to dance under the stars?
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Meteors are like surprise guests crashing a party. 'Hey, I didn't invite you!' Earth's just minding its business, then suddenly, 'Surprise! Here's a chunk of space debris!'
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