7 Jokes For Menachem

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Updated on: Aug 02 2024

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I asked Menachem if he had any soda. He said, 'Sorry, I only have pop.
Why did Menachem take a pencil to bed? In case he wanted to draw the curtains!
Menachem's idea of a balanced diet: a cookie in each hand.
Why did Menachem take a calendar to the restaurant? He wanted to plan his meals!
Why did Menachem bring a mirror to the party? He wanted to reflect on the good times!
I asked Menachem if he believed in ghosts. He said, 'No, but I'm open to being haunted.
Menachem's advice for handling stress: 'Just knead it out with a good laugh!

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