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Why don't men need more than one pencil? Because they're afraid of commitment!
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Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make liquid assets!
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Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the man take a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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I told my boyfriend I needed more space. So, he bought a telescope. Men and their literal interpretations – it's like living with a stand-up comedian who never got the memo about being serious!
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Man, have you ever noticed how men are like WiFi signals? They say they're strong and reliable, but the moment you really need them, they mysteriously disappear!
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Why do men always think they can fix everything with duct tape? I swear, if I had a dollar for every time my husband tried to duct tape a leaking faucet, we could hire a plumber who knows what he's doing!
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I asked my husband to help with the laundry. He looked at me like I had just suggested we build a rocket to Mars. Laundry is like Kryptonite for men – it renders them powerless!
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I asked my husband to help me pick out curtains. He suggested we go with 'whatever blocks the sun.' Oh, what a visionary interior decorator he is!
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My dad says men are like parking spaces – all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. I guess that makes finding a good man in the dating lot like searching for a needle in a haystack with a broken leg!
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I told my boyfriend I needed more emotional support. Now he sends me memes about how tough it is to be a man. Nothing says 'I love you' like a sad Pepe meme, right?
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Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you want to have dinner with.
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I was dating this guy who claimed he was a great multitasker. Turns out, he can't even listen to me and breathe at the same time. Men and multitasking – it's like expecting a goldfish to do calculus!
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