5 Jokes For Membrane

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Updated on: Sep 09 2024

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The Relationship Guru

When a couple has communication issues because of a metaphorical membrane
Relationship advice: They say love should be like a permeable membrane, letting emotions flow freely. But sometimes, I feel like my partner has installed a firewall. Love and Wi-Fi have more in common than you'd think.

The Gym Enthusiast

When the gym introduces a new workout routine involving membranes
My personal trainer told me I needed to focus on strengthening my cellular membranes. I thought, "Great, I've finally found a workout that targets the most neglected part of my body—the invisible one.

The Paranormal Investigator

When a haunted house has a paranormal membrane issue
Paranormal tip: If you want to keep ghosts out of your house, just install a membrane door. It's like a supernatural security system. But be warned, it might also keep out the pizza delivery guy.

The Science Geek

When the membrane has too much drama in the scientific community
You know you're a science nerd when you hear about a "semipermeable membrane" and immediately think it's a high school relationship status.

The Culinary Expert

Cooking disasters involving membranes
I thought I'd impress my date by cooking a romantic dinner. Little did I know, the membrane in the recipe wasn't referring to the culinary technique but rather the legal document needed to lift the restraining order.

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