7 Jokes For Mein

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Feb 22 2025

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I asked my German friend if he wanted to hear a joke about sausages. He said, 'Nein, that's the wurst idea ever!
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. But then I couldn't make enough bread to mein-tain my lifestyle.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. That's not what I mein-t!
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' Now I'm always checking mein surroundings.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a banker. Go mein figure!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. It's become a meinframe for my getaway dreams.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, and that's just plain mein-ipulative!

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