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What's a medical assistant's favorite dessert? Pulse-ato chips – they're always monitoring their sweet intake!
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Why did the medical assistant bring a pencil to the exam room? To draw blood, of course!
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Why did the medical assistant carry a notebook everywhere? They wanted to document all the 'punny' moments in patient care!
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What did the medical assistant say when the doctor asked for help? 'I'm at your cervix!
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How does a medical assistant take a selfie? They make sure their pulse is steady, of course!
Doctor Google vs. Medical Assistant
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I googled my symptoms the other day, and Google said I had a rare tropical disease. So, I decided to consult my medical assistant. She looked at me and said, You've just got a cold. Google needs a vacation.
Medical Assistant Language Barrier
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I asked my medical assistant about my test results, and she started speaking in a language only medical professionals understand. It's like they have their own secret code. I nodded along, pretending to understand, but in my head, I was thinking, Is this English or am I in a medical episode of 'Game of Thrones'?
Medical Assistant Mind Games
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My medical assistant plays mind games with me. She hands me a cup and says, Just a urine sample. I'm there thinking, Do I fill it to the top or is there, like, a 'fill to here' line? Is this a test of my hydration level or my aim?
Medical Assistant's Secret Power
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I realized my medical assistant has a secret power – the ability to turn any waiting room into a room of judgment. The moment I sit down, she starts typing, and suddenly everyone looks at me like I'm the guy who brought the plague.
Medical Assistant: The Real MVP
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My medical assistant is the unsung hero of my life. I mean, she's the only one who listens to all my problems without interrupting, and she doesn't even ask me to pay for therapy. It's like having a friend who's really good at taking your blood pressure.
The Medical Assistant Conspiracy
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I think medical assistants have a secret alliance. Every time I go to a new doctor, they already know my entire medical history. I'm starting to think they have a WhatsApp group where they share gossip about patients. I bet my medical assistant is the admin.
The Medical Assistant Marvel
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You know you're getting older when you get excited about medical assistants. I mean, when I was a kid, the only medical assistant we had was a Band-Aid with a superhero on it. Now they've got these high-tech assistants, and I'm just waiting for mine to have a cape and swoop in when I stub my toe.
Medical Assistant Hobbies
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I found out my medical assistant has a hobby of deciphering doctors' handwriting. She showed me a prescription and said, This one's either for antibiotics or a treasure map. I'll just go with the antibiotics – less risky. She's basically a medical detective in the world of hieroglyphics.
Medical Assistant Therapy
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I asked my medical assistant if she could prescribe some therapy for me. She said, Sure, just talk to me for 10 minutes, and I'll give you a prescription for a bubble bath and a chocolate bar. She's basically a therapist with a sense of humor.
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