10+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About me being ugly

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I'm so ugly, even the blind turn away when I walk by.

I'm so ugly, my mom had morning sickness... AFTER I was born.

I'm so ugly, I got turned down for a role in a horror movie... they said I was too terrifying.

I'm so ugly, I put my picture on a dating site and got an immediate 'unmatched' notification.

I'm so ugly, even my shadow refuses to follow me around.

I'm so ugly, I entered an ugly contest and they said, 'Sorry, no professionals.

I'm so ugly, I went to the doctor, and even the tongue depressor gagged.

I'm so ugly, I went to a plastic surgeon, and he suggested covering my face... with a mask.

I'm so ugly, I tried to take a selfie, and the camera cracked.

I'm so ugly, when I posted my picture online, it got blurred automatically.

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