5 Jokes For Mba

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 25 2024

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The Finance Nerd

Managing Money While Living on Instant Noodles
I asked my financial advisor for advice on budgeting. He said, "Eat out less." I guess he hasn't seen the inside of an MBA student's kitchen.

The Overachieving MBA Student

Balancing GPA and Caffeine Addiction
My professor asked me if I've been attending his class. I said, "Of course, in my dreams, every night.

The Group Project Warrior

Trying to Get Everyone to Care as Much as You Do
If I had a dollar for every time someone said, "I'll do it later," in a group project, I'd probably be able to pay someone to do it for me.

The MBA Procrastinator

Masters in Business Avoidance
I don't believe in all-nighters. I believe in all-night movie marathons with a side of panic.

The Networking Guru

Trying to Network Without Sounding Desperate
Trying to network subtly is like trying to whisper in a rock concert. No one can hear you, and you end up looking like a lunatic.

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