7 Jokes For Maya

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Updated on: Aug 02 2024

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Why did Maya bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did Maya bring a calendar to the restaurant? To have a date!
I asked Maya if she believed in love at first sight. She said, 'No, but I'm a firm believer in laughter on the first date!
Maya's gardening skills are legendary. She can make a plant grow just by telling it to 'photosynthesize!
Maya thought she could be a stand-up comedian, but every time she told a joke, it was a 'sit-down' affair!
Why did Maya take a ladder to the store? She heard the prices were through the roof!
Maya told me she's reading a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down!

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