9 Jokes For Matzah

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Updated on: Aug 07 2024

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Why did the matzah apply for a job? It wanted to get a little more dough in its life.
Why do matzahs make terrible detectives? They always get too crumbly under pressure.
What did the matzah say to the pizza at the party? You're a bit too saucy for my taste!
Why did the matzah break up with the bagel? It was tired of the lox of commitment.
What's a matzah's favorite social media platform? Instagram, because it loves being in the spotlight!
What did one matzah say to the other during a workout? Let's get baked!
Why did the matzah go to therapy? It had too many layers of emotional baggage.
What's a matzah's favorite type of music? Anything with a good crumb.
How did the matzah feel about the doughnut's jokes? It found them a bit too 'hole'y.

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