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You know you're hanging out with math geeks when you ask them how their day was, and they respond with, "It was divided into several interesting integrals, but the highlight was the derivative of happiness peaking at the coffee break.
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Hanging out with math geeks is like being in a secret society. Instead of a secret handshake, they exchange complex equations. I tried to join in once, but all I had to offer was my ability to balance a checkbook. They just stared at me like I was an ancient relic.
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Math geeks are the only people who get excited about finding x. The rest of us are still trying to figure out why x is always hiding in the first place. It's like the Where's Waldo of the algebra world.
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I asked my math geek friend if he ever gets tired of numbers. He looked at me dead serious and said, "Numbers are life. Without them, we're just wandering through an unquantifiable existence." I nodded like I understood, but secretly, I was thinking about pizza.
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Math geeks have a unique approach to romantic relationships. Instead of saying, "I love you," they'll whisper sweet nothings like, "You're the cosine to my sine, and together we create the perfect tangent." It's sweet, but I prefer a good old-fashioned "I love you" any day.
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Math geeks have a unique way of giving compliments. Instead of saying, "You look great today," they'll say, "Your aesthetic appeal is positively proportional to the square root of my admiration for you.
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Math geeks have a different concept of fun. I invited my math geek buddy to a party, and he showed up with a Sudoku book. He said, "This is my idea of a wild Saturday night – solving puzzles and feeling the adrenaline rush of completing a row without any repeated numbers.
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Ever notice how math geeks celebrate birthdays? Instead of singing "Happy Birthday," they sing the quadratic formula. I tried to join in, but I couldn't remember if it was plus or minus when we hit the cake-cutting part.
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Ever notice how math geeks always have a calculator on hand? I asked my math geek friend why, and he said, "You never know when you'll come across an unsolved equation in the wild. Gotta be prepared for those spontaneous math face-offs.
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