7 Mates Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 25 2024

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My gardening tools are great mates. They always stick together!
Why did the broom and dustpan decide to be mates? They wanted to sweep each other off their feet!
I asked my computer for some advice. Now we're mates, and it keeps saying, 'You've got mail!'
Why did the drum and cymbal become mates? They wanted to create some beatiful music together!
My refrigerator and I are great mates. It always keeps its cool, even when I'm feeling frosty!
My mate is like a math book. I find them confusing, and they're full of problems!
My cat and dog are best mates. They have a purr-fect understanding!

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