7 Jokes For Mat

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Updated on: Jun 02 2025

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Why did the mat apply for a loan? It wanted to be floored by the interest rates!
I tried to tell my mat a joke, but it couldn't stop rolling with laughter!
I asked my mat for relationship advice. It said, 'Just roll with it!
My mat told me a joke, but I didn't find it funny. It just didn't have the right 'mat'erial!
What did one mat say to the other? 'I've got you covered!
Why did the mat break up with the vacuum cleaner? It couldn't handle the suction of the relationship!
What do you call a mat that tells jokes? A laugh rug!

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