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Why did the married cousins become chefs? They wanted to show that family recipes can be the most delicious!
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What did the married cousins say about their love story? 'It's a tale as old as our family tree!
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What did the married cousins say about their honeymoon? 'We didn't need a map; we just followed the branches of love!
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What did the married cousins say about their wedding day? 'It was a family affair – literally!
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Why did the married cousins start a carpool? They wanted to prove that shared genes can also mean shared rides!
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Why did the married cousins start a bakery together? Because they kneaded each other!
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Why did the married cousins start a fitness club? Because they wanted to prove that the family that works out together stays together!
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Why did the married cousins join a baseball team? Because they wanted to be on the same 'relative' field!
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Why did the married cousins open a gardening business? They wanted to prove that love can bloom anywhere – even on the family tree!
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Why did the married cousins start a music band? Because they wanted to prove that love can be harmonious, even in the family!
Family gatherings are like 'Guess Who?' with fewer options.
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The best part about having a married cousin? Our family reunions are the ultimate game of genetic roulette. Spin the wheel and see who's gonna look like Uncle Bob this year!
We decided to cut out the middleman in family gossip.
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Being married to my cousin means we have the ultimate inside scoop on family drama. It's like having a direct line to the family grapevine—no whispers, just 'what's the scoop?'.
When 'keeping it in the family' gets a bit too literal.
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I always thought our family reunions were just that much more special because they doubled as a Who's who in the gene pool? guessing game.
We took 'in-law' to a whole new level.
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My cousin and I decided to make things official. Now, when people ask how we met, we just smile and say, Through shared DNA and a love for awkward holiday dinners.
When 'kissing cousins' takes on a whole new level of closeness.
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You know, marrying my cousin isn't that weird. We're just dedicated to carrying on the family tradition of making Thanksgiving dinners a tad more interesting.
The family tree looks more like a family wreath.
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You know, my cousin and I are so close, we practically finish each other's sentences. Especially the ones that start with Remember that time at Aunt Mildred's wedding?
The family album is more of a 'Twinsies' compilation.
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My cousin and I decided to go through our family album together. Turns out, we've got a lot of photos where people just can't tell who's who. Pro tip: Look for the identical grins.
When you're not sure if you're family or an experiment in genetic cloning.
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I always joke that our family reunions are like a science experiment. You never know which traits will pop up next. Is that a family reunion or a biology lab?
Our family tree has fewer branches, more circles.
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My cousin and I thought about our family tree, and we realized it's less of a tree and more of a 'Choose Your Own Adventure' book. Except all the paths lead back to Grandma’s house.
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