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Marriage is like a game of hide and seek. Except, instead of hiding, you're looking for your spouse's misplaced keys for the umpteenth time, and the only thing seeking is your patience.
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In marriage, there's a special skill called "selective hearing." It's the ability to zone out during the detailed discussion of your spouse's day but miraculously tune in when they mention the word "dessert.
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Marriage is a beautiful journey where you start off holding hands and end up holding each other's shopping bags. It's like, "Till cart overflow do us part.
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Marriage is a constant negotiation. It's like being in a diplomatic summit every day. "If I take out the trash, can we please agree on a 30-minute maximum for shoe shopping?
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You know you're married when your idea of a romantic evening shifts from candlelit dinners to deciding who gets the TV remote. "Honey, tonight's episode of 'Survivor' is crucial for my emotional survival.
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Marriage is like a roller coaster. There are ups, downs, and moments when you question your life choices. But hey, at least on a roller coaster, you get a safety harness.
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They say opposites attract in marriage. I didn't realize how opposite my spouse and I were until we tried to agree on a movie to watch. It was like negotiating a UN peace treaty.
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Remember when your wedding vows included phrases like "for richer or poorer"? Little did you know that "poorer" would mainly refer to the bank account after a shopping spree.
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Marriage is all about compromise. It's deciding whether to leave the toilet seat up or down, and discovering that sometimes compromise means both of you being a little bit uncomfortable.
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