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Why did the mammoth start a rock band? It had a natural talent for playing the 'tusk' guitar!
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Why did the mammoth bring a suitcase to the Ice Age? It wanted to pack its trunk!
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Why are mammoths so good at hide and seek? Because they've got thick skin!
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Why did the mammoth bring a ladder to the prehistoric party? It heard the drinks were on the rocks!
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What's a mammoth's favorite type of music? Anything with a lot of 'tusk' beats!
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Why did the mammoth bring a map to the Ice Age? It wanted to find its way 'tusk' quickly!
Mammoth Dating Advice
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I asked a mammoth for dating advice once. You know what it said? Just be yourself, and if that doesn't work, stomp on the ground and let out a triumphant trumpeting sound. Solid advice, but I think I'll stick to flowers and compliments.
Mammoth-sized Problems
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Mammoths had massive tusks, and I can't help but wonder if they had mammoth-sized dental bills. Imagine trying to find a dentist in the Ice Age – Sorry, we only take appointments for small rodents and the occasional saber-toothed tiger. No wonder they went extinct; the dental hygiene struggle was real!
Mammoth Mishaps
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You ever notice how mammoths went extinct? I mean, I can barely keep a houseplant alive, but mammoths managed to disappear like they were on a reality show. Did they get the memo about climate change, or were they just too busy perfecting their ice age selfies?
Mammoth Weight Loss Plan
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You ever notice how mammoths didn't have gyms? I mean, if you're carrying around all that fur and those tusks, you'd think they'd have their own version of Mammoth Fit. Join today and lose a ton of weight – literally! I'd sign up just to see a mammoth on a treadmill.
Mammoth Social Media Influencers
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If mammoths were around today, they'd dominate social media. I can see it now – Mammothgrams with captions like Chillin' in the Ice Age, no big deal and #TuskGoals trending. Move over, Kardashians; mammoths are the original influencers.
Mammoths on Tinder
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I can't help but think mammoths would have struggled with modern dating. Swipe right for mammoth? Imagine trying to fit loves long walks in the tundra into a bio. And let's not even get started on the challenges of a mammoth-sized date night – finding a restaurant with mammoth-friendly portions is a real struggle.
Mammoths: The Original Ice Breakers
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Mammoths were these massive creatures with giant tusks, and I can't help but think they were nature's way of saying, Let's break the ice, but like, literally. I bet mammoths were the ultimate party animals. Imagine inviting one to your social gathering – the conversation starter and ender all in one!
Mammoth Ghosting
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You ever been ghosted so hard that even mammoths felt sorry for you? I tried reaching out to a mammoth once, and it ghosted me like it was disappearing into the tundra. If only mammoths had left a prehistoric voicemail explaining their extinction – Sorry, we're not available right now. We've gone extinct. Please leave a message after the ice age.
Mammoth Fashion Sense
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I bet mammoths were the original influencers. You'd catch them on the cover of Ice Age Weekly, rocking those thick fur coats and those stylish tusks. I can barely keep up with today's fashion trends, and mammoths were out there setting the bar with prehistoric chic.
Mammoths in Therapy
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I bet mammoths had their own set of issues. Can you imagine a mammoth in therapy? Therapist asks, So, what brings you here? And the mammoth replies, Well, doc, I've got this trunk that keeps getting in the way, and I can't stop stepping on tiny humans. It's a real mammoth-sized dilemma.
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