5 Jokes About Male Nurses

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Updated on: Mar 22 2025

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The Invisible Nurse

Dealing with stereotypes and misconceptions
It's funny when people think I'm a doctor just because I'm a guy in a hospital. I play along sometimes. "Yes, I'm the doctor. The one who'll check your blood pressure and tell you to eat more vegetables. Doctor Broccoli, at your service.

The Casanova Nurse

Navigating through love interests while handling medical duties
You know you're a nurse when you've been asked for your number more times than you've been asked for medical advice. I should start a dating service: "Nursing Hearts – Where Love and Bandages Meet.

The Nurse and the Stereotypes

Breaking down stereotypes and challenging societal expectations
Stereotypes say male nurses are rare. I say we're just like unicorns – majestic, caring, and always on the lookout for glittery band-aids.

The Practical Joker Nurse

Balancing humor and professionalism
People say laughter is the best medicine. I say, "Sure, but have you tried actual medicine? It works faster, and insurance covers it.

The Tough Guy Nurse

Balancing macho image with nurturing role
I had a patient who thought I was a security guard. He said, "You're the toughest-looking nurse I've ever seen." I replied, "Well, I've got to protect these band-aids. They're top-secret.

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