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Why did the musician struggle to pick a genre? They couldn't make up their music-note mind.
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Why was the gardener bad at decision-making? He couldn't make up his plant-mind.
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Why was the librarian always unsure? They couldn't make up their book-mind.
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Why was the tailor always uncertain? He couldn't seem to make up his seams-mind.
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Why did the indecisive mathematician become a statistician? Because he couldn't make up his π-nd.
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Why did the politician get a makeover? Because they couldn't make up their policies, but at least they could make up their face.
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Why did the chef have trouble picking ingredients? They couldn't make up their spice-mind.
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Why did the meteorologist struggle to make a forecast? He couldn't make up his cloud-mind.
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Why did the actor struggle with roles? He couldn't make up his character-mind.
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Why did the tailor become a weather forecaster? Because he couldn't make up his hem-mind!
Gym Dilemmas
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I went to the gym with my workout buddy, and I asked him, What exercise should we do first? He looked at me and said, I don't know, you choose. I thought, Make up your mind, we're here to lift weights, not engage in a philosophical debate on the meaning of fitness!
Weather Woes
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I was watching the weather forecast, and the meteorologist said, It might rain, or it might not. Make up your mind, weather! It's like the atmosphere has commitment issues. I want a forecast, not a multiple-choice question!
Closet Conundrum
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Shopping for clothes is a nightmare. I asked the salesperson if they had a shirt in my size. They said, We have it in blue or red. I said, Great, I'll take the blue. Then they asked, Short sleeves or long sleeves? I thought, Make up your mind, I just want something to cover my embarrassing lack of fashion sense!
Menu Meltdown
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I went to a restaurant the other day, and the waiter handed me the menu. I started browsing, and he came back after a few minutes and said, Have you decided? I looked at him and said, Make up your mind, I just got here! This menu is longer than my last relationship!
TV Trouble
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I was flipping through channels, and my friend said, Stop, that show is good! I paused, and he changed his mind, Actually, go back, the other one was better. I said, Dude, make up your mind; I'm getting a workout with this remote, and I didn't even sign up for a gym membership!
Pet Predicament
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I got a pet parrot, thinking it would be fun. But this bird can't make up its mind. It learned to imitate me saying, What do you want for dinner? Now, it just sits there repeating it over and over. I'm like, Even my parrot is telling me to make up my mind. Maybe I should start taking life advice from a bird!
The Indecisive Dilemma
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You ever notice how people can't make up their minds? My friend asked me where I wanted to go for dinner, and I said, I don't know, you pick. Then he suggested a place, and I was like, Eh, not feeling it. He looked at me and said, Make up your mind! I was like, Well, if I could do that, I'd be married by now!
GPS Games
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I was driving with my friend, and he was the navigator. Every intersection, he couldn't decide which way to go. I told him, Make up your mind, we're not on a scenic tour of indecision; I just want to get to the destination without developing road rage!
Relationship Roulette
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Dating is tough. I asked my date what movie she wanted to see, and she said, I don't know, you decide. So, I picked a romantic comedy. She gave me this look and said, Really? I was in the mood for action. I thought, Make up your mind, lady, you can't expect me to read your mind, too!
Social Media Madness
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Have you noticed people on social media can't make up their minds? They post a picture with the caption, Feeling cute, might delete later. I'm like, Make up your mind, Karen! Are you cute, or are you having an existential crisis? I can't handle this emotional rollercoaster on my newsfeed!
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