5 Jokes For Magnet

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 03 2024

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The Magnet Support Group

The magnet attends a support group for magnets dealing with clinginess issues.
I took my fridge magnet to a support group, hoping it would become less clingy. Now it's the group leader, teaching others how to stick around.

The Forgetful Fridge Magnet

The magnet on the fridge can't remember why it's stuck there.
I asked my fridge magnet if it wanted to play memory games. It said, "I'd love to, but I can't remember how.

The Rebel Magnet

The magnet rebels against its magnetic duties, trying to escape.
The other day, I found my fridge magnet on the floor. It looked up at me and said, "I needed some space.

The Romantic Magnet

The magnet is head over heels in love with another magnet but can't get close enough.
My fridge magnet and the freezer magnet tried couples therapy. The therapist said, "It's not you; it's your polarities.

The Magnet Magician

The magnet has aspirations to become a magician and hide things on the fridge mysteriously.
My fridge magnet's favorite trick is making leftovers vanish. It's not magic; it's just my forgetfulness combined with its magnetic charm.

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