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Magicians use smoke and mirrors to create illusions. I tried that at home to make my messy apartment look clean. Now my place just smells like burnt toast, and I can't find my toothbrush.
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Magicians make things disappear, but have you noticed they never try that with student loans? "And for my next trick, your debt will vanish!" Now that's a magic show I'd pay to see.
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Magicians love pulling rabbits out of hats. I tried that once with my laundry basket. Let me tell you, the only thing I pulled out was a sock that had been missing for three weeks. Maybe I should've said some magic words first.
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Magicians are all about misdirection. I tried that in a meeting at work. Whenever my boss asked a tough question, I just pointed to the window and said, "Is that a pigeon with a top hat?" Surprisingly, it worked.
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Why do magicians always wear capes? Is there some secret magician fashion guide that says, "Thou shall not perform without a dramatic cape"? I tried wearing one to the office once; turns out, it's not great for cubicle navigation.
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I asked a magician for his favorite pickup line. He said, "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te." I guess magicians are good at sleight of hand, not so much with the pickup lines.
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I went to a magic show last week, and the magician asked for a volunteer. I raised my hand, thinking I was in for something exciting. Turns out, the volunteer's job was to hold the magician's hat. I felt like the magical hat stand. Where's my applause for that impressive feat?
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You know how magicians have those long scarves that never seem to end? I tried that once with my charging cable. Spoiler alert: it didn't end well for my phone.
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You ever notice how magicians always have that intense stare? I mean, I can barely keep eye contact during a conversation, and here they are trying to hypnotize me. "Look deep into my eyes, and you'll forget you ever had a social life!
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