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Why did the mad cow start a blog? It wanted to be heard through MOOs and clicks!
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What did the mad cow say to the vegetable farmer? 'You've goat to be kidding me!
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Why did the mad cow apply for a job in IT? It was great at debugging with its MOO-se!
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Why did the mad cow start a rock band? It had the ultimate MOOsic skills!
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What do you get when you cross a mad cow with a bumblebee? Mooo-zzarella!
Mad Cow Makeover
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You know, they say laughter is the best medicine, but I think a mad cow could use a good makeover. Imagine a cow in therapy saying, I just want to be a happy meal, not a therapy session!
When Cows Write Self-Help Books
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I heard mad cows are writing self-help books now. The first one is titled Finding Inner Peas. It's all about how to peacefully graze without having a beef with the world.
When Cows Meditate
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I saw a mad cow meditating the other day. It was sitting there, eyes closed, humming, Omoo, Omoo. Maybe that's their secret to overcoming mad cow stress.
Angry Cows in a Support Group
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I heard they're starting support groups for mad cows now. Can you imagine them sitting in a circle, saying, Hi, I'm Bessie, and I'm udderly furious! It's like bovine anger management.
Cows in Couples Therapy
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I heard mad cows are trying couples therapy now. Picture this: a therapist asking, Bessie, why do you think your partner is always in a bad mooo-d? It's like 'Moo-marriage Boot Camp.
Cow Stand-Up Comedy
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Imagine if mad cows started doing stand-up comedy. Why did the cow cross the road? Because it heard there was greener grass on the other side, and it was udderly fed up with the pasture drama!
Bovine Therapist
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I think if a mad cow became a therapist, it would say, Don't have a cow, have a counseling session! It's like therapy with a side of hay – a holistic approach to mooo-ving past the madness.
Cow Rage Therapy
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I read about a new therapy for mad cows – they're trying anger management classes. You can just imagine the therapist saying, Take a deep breath, Daisy, and repeat after me: 'Moo-sah, moo-sah.'
The Moody Moo Blues
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If a mad cow had a theme song, it would be the Moody Moo Blues. Picture a cow with sunglasses and a guitar, singing, I've got the moody moo blues, I chewed my cud and got the mad cow news.
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