10 Jokes For Machine Gun

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Updated on: Aug 04 2024

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Machine Gun Shopping

I tried grocery shopping with a machine gun once. Let's just say, the cereal aisle was a massacre, and I still couldn’t find my favorite cereal!

Machine Gun Dating

Dating nowadays is like using a machine gun in a water gun fight. I'm just trying to make a splash, but everyone's just looking for a quick getaway!

Machine Gun Pets

My neighbor got a new pet, said it was a 'machine gun dog'. I asked, Does it fetch? He said, No, but it sure knows how to make the mailman run!

Machine Gun Workouts

Gyms these days! They've got classes for everything. Next thing you know, they'll introduce the 'Machine Gun Cardio' – where the aim is not just to lose calories, but also your dignity!

Machine Gun Tech Support

Ever tried calling tech support for a machine gun? Hello, my gun keeps jamming. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Sir, that's not exactly an option right now!

Machine Gun Karaoke

Karaoke nights have changed. Now they have 'Machine Gun Karaoke'. You sing a wrong note, and suddenly, it's a duet you never planned!

Machine Gun Mistakes

You ever think about how the only thing faster than a machine gun is my grandma after her third cup of coffee? One minute she's knitting, the next, she's redecorating the entire house!

Machine Gun Chefs

Ever watched those cooking shows where chefs use fancy gadgets? Today, we're making a soufflé with a machine gun! Trust me, it's explosive.

Machine Gun Holidays

Imagine a holiday resort where they offer machine gun massages. Relax, sir, this is our new stress-busting technique! Yeah, if by 'busting' you mean literally!

Machine Gun Haircuts

Went to this new barber who claimed to be the fastest in town. I said, Don't give me the machine gun treatment! Next thing I know, half my hair is missing, and there's a line of people waiting outside.

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