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The Overly Enthusiastic Chef
Trying to impress a date with homemade macaroni and cheese
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I decided to get fancy with the presentation. Lit some candles, put on soft music. My date walks in, takes a look at the mac and cheese, and says, "Are we having dinner or did I accidentally stumble into a cheesy romantic movie?
The Parent
Dealing with picky eaters and the macaroni and cheese dilemma
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My child asked for macaroni and cheese for breakfast. I said, "It's not a breakfast food." They replied, "Well, it's got macaroni, and it's got cheese. Sounds like breakfast to me." Touché, kid. Touché.
The College Student
Surviving on a diet of instant macaroni and cheese
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I tried to impress someone by cooking them dinner. I presented my gourmet instant macaroni and cheese, and they asked, "Is this handmade?" I said, "Absolutely. I made it with my own hands...and a microwave.
The Health Nut
Balancing the love for macaroni and cheese with a healthy lifestyle
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People say macaroni and cheese is comfort food. Well, the only comfort I get is the feeling of my jeans getting looser after I've finished a whole bowl. It's like a mac and cheese diet plan—eat until your pants fit better.
The Food Critic
Critiquing macaroni and cheese at a high-end restaurant
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The restaurant had a "build your own mac and cheese" option. I felt like a culinary architect until I saw the bill. I thought, "For this price, I should be able to build a house, not just a bowl of pasta.
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