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Luna the Conspiracy Theorist
Luna's belief in wild conspiracy theories about humans
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I overheard humans talking about a "space race." I thought they were racing to visit me, but no, it's some red planet called Mars. I bet they're just trying to escape my watchful eyes. Nice try, Earthlings.
Luna the Cat
Luna's disdain for her human's attempts at affection
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Luna pretends she's a ninja. She'll sneak up on me, and just when I least expect it, she pounces. It's like living with a furry, four-legged ninja assassin. I've started wearing a helmet at home just to be safe.
Luna the Moon
Luna's frustration with Earth's drama and social media obsession
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You know, I have a Twitter account. It's mostly just me tweeting, "Another night, another wave of weird Earth drama." I tried to join Instagram, but I couldn't find a filter that makes me look more mysterious.
Luna the Coffee Addict
Luna's struggle with the excessive caffeine consumption
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I ordered a coffee at a fancy place, and they asked if I wanted it with Luna or without. I was like, "Is Luna the new almond milk?" Turns out, Luna is their special blend. I've never felt more connected to a beverage.
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