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Luigi's Pet Peeves
Luigi is annoyed by certain things in the Mushroom Kingdom.
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Imagine how irritating it must be for Luigi when someone mistakes him for Mario. It's like being called by your sibling's name your entire life. He's probably thinking, "It's not that hard to remember, people. Green means Luigi, red means Mario!
Luigi's Job Woes
Luigi faces job insecurity and constantly feels like the sidekick.
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Luigi probably has job security issues. He's like, "One day I'm saving the princess, the next day I'm cleaning pipes. It's like my career path has more twists than a warp pipe.
Luigi, the Forgotten Brother
Luigi feels overshadowed by his more famous brother, Mario.
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Luigi should start a support group with other underappreciated characters. Sonic's sidekick Tails would be there, and maybe even Waluigi, who's basically Luigi's rejected, taller, and mustache-less cousin.
Luigi's Dating Woes
Luigi struggles with his dating life, especially with the comparison to Mario.
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Luigi's pickup line is probably, "Are you a coin block? Because every time I try to get close, you just disappear." No wonder he spends so much time with his green friend, Yoshi; at least Yoshi doesn't judge him.
Luigi's Therapy Session
Luigi vents about his struggles to a therapist.
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I can imagine Luigi's therapist suggesting, "Maybe you should try a different career path, Luigi." And he's like, "Yeah, I thought about it. Maybe I could be a chef. I've got experience tossing spaghetti, after all.
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