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Why did the LSU fan bring a map to the football game? They wanted to 'geaux' in the right direction!
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Why did the LSU football player bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard the championship was up for grabs!
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I asked my friend if he knew any LSU alumni. He said, 'I'm not sure, but I think they're all 'geaux-ing' places!
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Why did the LSU fan bring a shovel to the game? To dig for a 'winning' strategy!
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LSU - where the only thing longer than their football winning streak is the list of excuses I come up with for not understanding American football!
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LSU fans are like human GPS systems. You can be in the middle of the Sahara Desert, ask for directions, and they'll somehow guide you back to Baton Rouge. They're basically the navigators of the bayou.
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I tried to enroll at LSU once, but they said I needed a translator just to understand the syllabus. Apparently, 'Geaux Tigers' is not a foreign language elective!
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LSU has a tiger as their mascot, which is ironic because after a semester of trying to understand their academic system, I felt like I'd been through the wilderness. Rawr, indeed.
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LSU is so committed to football that their idea of a study break involves analyzing game tapes. Meanwhile, my study breaks involve questioning my life choices and contemplating the nutritional value of instant noodles.
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I went to an LSU tailgate party once. I thought it was a costume party because everyone was wearing tiger stripes. Turns out, it's just how they dress for breakfast in Louisiana.
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LSU's campus is so big, I got lost just trying to find the football stadium. I asked for directions, and someone said, 'Follow the sound of passionate football discussions and the smell of jambalaya.' I ended up at a cookout instead.
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I heard LSU has a great engineering program. I considered switching majors until I realized deciphering Cajun accents is a skill they don't teach in the curriculum.
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I considered joining the LSU marching band, but I realized that playing an instrument and trying to keep up with the Tigers' offense require two entirely different skill sets. One involves rhythm, and the other involves praying for a touchdown.
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