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What did the Louisville farmer say when he won the lottery? Hay, I'm going to the Kentucky Derby!
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What did the Louisville slug say to the baseball? I'm a hit in this town!
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Why did the Louisville chef become a comedian? Because he knew how to spice up the jokes!
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Why do Louisville ghosts love Bourbon Street? Because it's spirits galore!
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You know you're in Louisville when the horses are faster than the Wi-Fi. I tried to livestream a race once, ended up with a pixelated horse winning by a nose... or maybe a pixel.
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Louisville is the only place where you can attend a bourbon tasting, a horse race, and a bluegrass concert in one day. I call it the 'Triple Crown of Entertainment.' Just make sure you pace yourself; it's a marathon, not a sprint.
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I tried to impress a local in Louisville by saying I loved bourbon. They asked, 'Which one?' Turns out, bourbon preferences in Louisville are like choosing a favorite child. I just went with, 'The one in my glass.'
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I went to Louisville and asked for directions. The guy said, 'Take a left at the bourbon barrel, go straight until you see a horse with a fancy hat, and if you hit the fried chicken joint, you've gone too far.'
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Louisville is like a giant game of 'Guess the Season.' One day you're in shorts, the next day you're layering up like you're preparing for a winter storm. Mother Nature in Louisville is basically playing fashion roulette with us.
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Louisville's idea of rush hour is when everyone's trying to leave the horse track at the same time. It's like a real-life game of 'Fast and Furious,' but with more Southern accents and fewer explosions.
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Louisville has the friendliest people. I asked for directions, and the guy not only told me where to go but also recommended a barbecue joint, a honky-tonk, and invited me to his cousin's wedding. I thought I was lost; turns out, I was just making new friends!
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Louisville, where the weather can't make up its mind. One day it's hotter than a pepper sprout, the next day it's colder than the stare I get when I mispronounce 'Louisville'.
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In Louisville, they take horse racing so seriously that even the squirrels have a competitive spirit. I saw two squirrels racing up a tree, and the crowd was going nuts!
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