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Losing your phone is a universal experience, but being called a loser is like losing your phone and having someone say, "Well, that's just your life in a nutshell, isn't it?
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You ever feel like life is playing a game of hide and seek with your dignity? Spoiler alert: it's winning, and you're still counting.
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Being called a loser is just life's way of saying, "Congratulations, you've officially graduated from the school of hard knocks. Your diploma is in the mail, probably lost somewhere.
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Being called a loser is like getting a participation award in life. "Congratulations, you tried! Now go sit in the corner with your self-esteem and reflect.
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Being a loser is like being a superhero, but with no powers. "Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's just me, forgetting my lunch at home again.
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You know you're a loser when even your dog looks at you with that judgmental expression, like, "Really? You again? I thought we agreed, no more embarrassing walks.
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You know you're a real winner when even your GPS says, "Calculating route... but seriously, are you sure you're going the right way?
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Losing your keys is frustrating, but being called a loser is like losing your keys every day and having someone follow you around saying, "You're really nailing this adulting thing, huh?
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You know you're a loser when your plants start wilting from neglect, and they send you a sympathy card. "Sorry for your loss – your green thumb.
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