7 Jokes For Lorraine

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Updated on: May 10 2025

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Lorraine's cat told her a joke. She didn't laugh, but the cat was purr-suasive!
I asked Lorraine if she could teach me to do the splits. She said, 'How about I teach you to spread rumors instead? It's easier!
Lorraine's philosophy: 'I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
Lorraine tried to be a gardener, but she couldn't find a bloomin' job!
Why did Lorraine take a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains!
Lorraine's idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!
Lorraine's fitness advice: 'If at first, you don't succeed, try doing what your trainer told you the first time.

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