16 Jokes For Loophole

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Updated on: Jun 27 2024

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What do you call a door with a fantastic sense of humor? A-jar of laughter, and it's always open to comedy loopholes!
What do you call a sneaky cat who always finds a way to escape? A purr-fect loophole artist!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of the same old routes. Time for a cycling loophole!
What's a pirate's favorite way to get through a situation? Sailing through the loopholes!
Why don't ghosts use loopholes in their sheets? Because they prefer the classic boo-tiful scare tactic!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field and knew how to scare off crows using a crow-scaring loophole!

Social Media Loopholes

Social media has its own loopholes. Unfollow someone, and they're like, I didn’t block you, so technically, we're still connected by the invisible string of the internet!

Loopholes and Self-Control

Loopholes are the only reason my New Year’s resolutions last until January 2nd. I said I’d exercise daily... didn’t specify how long!

The Genius of Kids

Kids are loophole experts. You tell them, No cookies before dinner, and suddenly, they're munching on crackers, arguing, But you said nothing about crackers!

Loopholes and Dieting

Diets are full of loopholes. You decide to go on a diet, and suddenly, it's like, Okay, but does 'one slice' mean a slice from each pizza in the box?

The Art of Loopholing

You ever notice how people can turn a simple traffic sign into a loophole masterpiece? No U-turn becomes I’ll just make a U-shape with my car, no harm done!

Shopping Discounts and Loopholes

Ever notice how the word discount is just a fancy term for the loophole of I didn’t spend that much, I saved a ton!

Loopholes in Relationships

Relationships have their loopholes too. Honey, I didn’t forget our anniversary; I just got you something extra special for next month!

Gym Memberships and Loopholes

Signing up for a gym membership is basically paying to access the loophole of believing that by having the membership, you've exercised... without actually going!

Loopholes and Taxes

The only place where loophole sounds less like a cunning trick and more like a serene pond is in tax law. Ah, yes, the majestic tax loophole, where the IRS turns a blind eye.

Office Politics and Loopholes

In the workplace, they have policies, but everyone knows the unwritten loophole: If you arrive at 8:59 AM, technically, you’re not late.

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