6 Jokes For Lookin

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Updated on: Jan 19 2025

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I asked my computer if it could sing. It said, 'Do you want me to Google it?' Always lookin' for an excuse not to perform!
I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, and she said, 'Yes, usually when you lookin' for something in the fridge.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Now she's lookin' for a divorce lawyer!
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already, and I'm lookin' good!
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' Always lookin' over my shoulder now!
I asked the sun if it needed glasses. It said, 'No, I'm already lookin' a million miles away!' Always reaching for the stars!

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