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I once got a notification saying my package was delivered "to a secure location." Translation: the delivery person threw it over the fence like they were auditioning for the Olympics. "And the gold medal for parcel toss goes to...
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Ever notice how the package tracking updates are like a suspense thriller? "Your parcel has reached the local distribution center." Cue the dramatic music. I half-expect a voiceover saying, "Will it make it to your doorstep alive? Stay tuned!
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I ordered something online, and the tracking info said it's "out for delivery." Well, great, I'm "out for patience" waiting for it. At this point, I'm considering becoming a part-time detective, solving the case of the missing package on my doorstep.
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I love how the delivery person always rings the doorbell like they're on a secret mission. It's not a covert operation, mate! You're delivering a pizza, not infiltrating an enemy base. No need to be all stealthy about it.
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I have a theory that delivery drivers have a secret society where they exchange tips on hiding packages. "Today, I found mine under a potted plant. Points for creativity, but I almost watered my new iPhone.
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I ordered something with express shipping, thinking it would arrive faster. But no, it just means the package takes the scenic route to my house. It's like, "Yeah, it'll be there in two days, but first, it's taking a detour through Narnia.
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They say patience is a virtue, but have you ever tried waiting for a package you desperately want? Suddenly, you're contemplating the meaning of life, the universe, and whether your tracking number is cursed.
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Why is it that when you're not home, they deliver your package immediately, but the one day you're waiting by the door like an excited puppy, it's crickets? It's like they have a sixth sense for inconvenient timing.
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You know you're living in the future when your package has a more exciting travel itinerary than you do. "Today, my parcel visited three cities and a suburb. Meanwhile, I haven't left my couch in two days.
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