17 Jokes For Loco

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Updated on: Aug 03 2024

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I asked the train conductor if he was loco. He said, 'No, just a little 'track'tacular!
Why did the locomotive break up with its partner? They had too many tracks between them!
What did one train say to the other? 'You're loco-motivated!
What do you call a locomotive that tells jokes? A laugh-o-motive!
What do you call a train that's not at all serious? A loco-notive!
Why did the locomotive go to therapy? It had too many issues with its baggage cars!
Why did the train become a stand-up comedian? It had a loco-motive!

Loco Life Choices

I tried to understand the loco life once. Let's just say I now have three parrots, a unicycle, and a tattoo of a taco riding a skateboard. My mom's so proud!

Loco Logic

You know you're in for a ride when someone says they have loco logic. Last time I checked, mixing socks with sandals wasn’t a fashion statement; it was a cry for help!

The Loco Limbo

I played limbo with loco folks once. While I was trying to bend backward under the bar, they were bending reality. Let's just say I lost, but I gained a newfound appreciation for llama yoga.

Lost in Loco

Being around truly loco people is like being in a maze. One moment you're discussing the weather, and the next, you're learning about conspiracy theories involving pigeons. I don’t know if I'm lost or just enlightened!

Loco Lane

I once dated someone who lived in the loco lane. One day we're watching a romantic movie, and the next, we're role-playing as aliens who've come to Earth to steal all the left shoes. Talk about unexpected!

Loco Love

They say love makes you do crazy things, but loco love? That's when you're serenading your cat with a harmonica at 3 AM because they just get you.

Loco Legends

They say legends never die, but loco legends? They just take a detour through a wormhole and come back wearing a tutu, claiming they've been to the future.

Loco Lunchtime

Ever have lunch with someone so loco that instead of a sandwich, they bring a magic carpet? Yeah, it’s gluten-free, but now we're wanted in three fairy tale kingdoms.

Loco Laughter

You ever laugh so hard with someone loco that you end up snorting out your coffee, and they're snorting pixie dust? Ah, the joy of shared delusions!

The Loco Lingo

You ever meet someone so crazy, you can't help but think they're speaking their own language? I swear, loco isn't just a term; it's their Rosetta Stone! I tried to follow once; ended up buying a llama and joining a salsa dance-off.

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