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Why was the liquorice blushing? It saw the candy cane without its stripes!
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How does liquorice apologize? It says, 'I'm sorry if I licorice-ted you!
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Why did the liquorice break up with the candy cane? It found their relationship a bit too twisted!
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Why did the liquorice refuse to fight with the gummy bear? It didn't want any sticky situations!
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Liquorice is the candy equivalent of a surprise ending in a movie. You think you're in for a treat, but then it's just a plot twist you never asked for.
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Liquorice is the only candy that manages to be both boring and controversial at the same time. It's like the Switzerland of the candy aisle—neutral but nobody really wants it around.
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Liquorice is the Forrest Gump of candy—nobody really understands why it's there, but it somehow manages to stick around for the entire story.
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I tried to spice up my love life by introducing liquorice into the bedroom. Let's just say, it's not as sexy when you're flossing afterwards.
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You know you've hit rock bottom when the highlight of your day is finding liquorice at the bottom of your bag. I call it 'desperation in a twist.'
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Liquorice is like that distant relative at family gatherings—no one really likes it, but it keeps showing up anyway, and you're stuck pretending to enjoy its company.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but have they tried liquorice? Because after chewing on that stuff, I'm pretty sure the only cure is a palate cleanse.
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If life gives you liquorice, make a piñata and let someone else deal with the disappointment.
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Liquorice, the candy that's basically the edible version of 'You had one job!'
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