7 Jokes For Limousine

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Updated on: Jan 30 2025

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I told my limo it was too serious. It replied, 'Well, I'm not built for 'fun-size' jokes!
I told my limousine a joke, but it didn't laugh. Guess it has a strict 'no-honking' policy!
My limo is so intelligent; it doesn't just have GPS; it has a PhD in driving!
My friend said I should take a limo to lose weight. I asked, 'How's that?' He said, 'It's a great way to stretch your legs!'
Why did the limo bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to be a step above the rest!
Why did the limousine become a chef? It wanted to make a smooth 'drive-thru' experience!
Why did the limo become a comedian? It had a knack for 'stretching' the truth!

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