6 Jokes About Liking Me

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Updated on: Jul 07 2025

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Why did the social media platform break up with me? It couldn't handle my commitment issues!
Why did the pencil start liking me? Because I drew them into my life!
I'm like a good book – you might not like me at first, but give it time, and you won't be able to put me down!
Why did the plant start liking me? Because I was rooting for our relationship to grow!
Why did the pillow start liking me? Because I always dreamt of being friends!
Why did the calendar start liking me? Because I always make the days count!

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