5 Jokes About Librarians

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Updated on: May 29 2025

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The Lazy Librarian

A librarian who finds creative ways to avoid work
This lazy librarian told me she's working on a new system. Instead of checking books in and out, she's proposing "read and release" – you find a book, read it, and leave it wherever.

The Secret Ninja Librarian

A librarian with unexpected skills
I asked the ninja librarian if she ever uses her skills outside the library. She said, "Oh, you have no idea. I once stealthily organized a bookshelf at a friend's house while they were in the bathroom. They thought it was magic.

The Overly Enthusiastic Librarian

A librarian with too much passion for books
This librarian is so into books; she refers to them as her children. She said, "I've raised hundreds of them, and not one has asked for money or borrowed the car.

The Rebellious Librarian

The librarian who breaks all the rules
I asked the rebellious librarian if she ever gets in trouble for being too loud. She said, "Honey, I don't get in trouble; I redefine the Dewey Decimal System.

The Tech-Savvy Librarian

Navigating the digital age in a world of dusty books
This librarian is so tech-savvy; she told me she's on Tinder. I said, "Tinder? In a library?" She replied, "Yeah, I'm looking for my perfect match – someone who appreciates a good hardcover.

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