5 Jokes For Lemming

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 27 2024

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The Adventure Junkie Lemming

Confusing adventurous spirit with a lack of direction
I told a lemming to take a hike, and it responded, "Sure, which cliff should I start from?

The Philosopher Lemming

Questioning the meaning of life while on a collision course with destiny
Lemmings have a philosophy: "Live fast, die young, leave a hole in the ground.

The Misunderstood Lemming

Trying to convince everyone they're not suicidal
I overheard a lemming saying, "I don't need a parachute; I need a public relations manager!

The Ambitious Lemming

Setting life goals that are literally a dead end
I asked a lemming about its career goals, and it said, "I'm aiming for a cliffhanger ending, literally.

The Social Media Savvy Lemming

Trying to trend without realizing it's a one-time thing
I saw a lemming on Twitter: "Just took a giant leap of faith. No spoilers, but it's a real cliffhanger.

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