7 Jokes For Legal

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Updated on: Sep 16 2024

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I told the judge I am not a repeat offender. He said, 'That's true; this time, you're a first-time offender!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I decided to become a lawyer and rise to the occasion!
I asked my lawyer if he could define 'indefinite.' He said, 'Not without more billing information.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
I told my lawyer a good joke. He laughed, and then he charged me for his time!
I asked the judge if I could be tried by a jury of my peers. He said, 'Sorry, you don't have any.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads!

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