5 Jokes For Lee Mack

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 08 2025

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Tech Troubles

Navigating the perplexing world of technology.
My GPS is like that friend who gives vague directions. "In 500 feet, turn left." What does that even mean? Am I supposed to count my steps? I need an interpreter for my GPS.

Driving Dilemmas

Dealing with the challenges of traffic and peculiar drivers.
Ever notice how the person in front of you always picks the toll booth with a complex math problem for the toll collector? "If I give you a five-dollar bill and three quarters, how much change do I get?" I'm here for a toll booth, not a pop quiz!

Supermarket Shenanigans

Navigating the aisles and dealing with unexpected items.
I tried to impress the cashier by buying a single carrot. She scanned it and said, "That'll be 27 cents." I replied, "You can't put a price on a rabbit's happiness.

Family Funnies

Navigating the joys and challenges of family life.
Family gatherings are like sitcoms. There's always that one character who thinks they're the star of the show. At my family reunion, it's Aunt Mabel, the drama queen. She turns every gathering into a soap opera.

Work Woes

Surviving the absurdities of the workplace.
I asked my boss for a raise, and he said, "Money doesn't grow on trees." I replied, "Then why do banks have branches?" Needless to say, I didn't get that raise.

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