7 Jokes For Leash

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Updated on: Jul 27 2024

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I tried to teach my dog to tidy up his leash, but he just kept making a mess. He's not a leash-trained professional!
I bought a leash for my GPS. Now it never gets lost, and it always knows the 'leash' traveled route!
I tried to make a leash out of spaghetti. But it was a pasta-failure—it just kept slipping through my 'paw's!
What did the leash say to the mischievous dog? 'You can't run from me—I've got you on a tight lead!
Why did the dog sit on the computer? He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse's leash!
Why did the dog wear sunglasses with its leash? It wanted to look 'leash' suspicious!
I got a leash with a built-in GPS for my dog. Now it's not just a walk; it's a 'paws'-itioning system!

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