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Why did the learner bring a plant to class? Because they wanted to grow their knowledge!
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Why did the learner bring a map to class? Because they wanted to find their way to success!
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Why did the learner bring a mirror to the exam? To reflect on their answers!
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I told my friend I could make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen his face as I drove pasta!
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Why did the learner become a chef? They wanted to spice up their skills!
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Why did the learner become a musician? They wanted to scale new heights!
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Why did the learner bring a ladder to class? Because they wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the learner bring a pencil to the cooking class? To draw their own conclusions!
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Why did the learner bring a ladder to the library? Because they wanted to reach the highest shelf of knowledge!
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What do you call someone who steals energy drinks during exams? A jolt kleptomaniac!
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Why did the learner become a gardener? They wanted to improve their roots!
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Dating a learner is like watching a suspense movie. Every time they say, 'I need to talk to you,' I'm on the edge of my seat, wondering if this is the plot twist that ends the relationship.
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Learners are the reason warning labels exist. 'Caution: Hot Coffee' - because someone, somewhere, tried to cool their coffee by pouring it into their lap and then sued the coffee shop.
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I tried to play chess with my niece, who's in the learners' chess club. The game lasted three hours because every move involved a debate on whether the horse could really move like an 'L.'
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I signed up for a cooking class for beginners. Let me tell you, when the instructor said, 'Whisk the eggs,' I thought she meant with a magical wand. My omelet had a side of disappointment.
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I tried to teach my dog a new trick, but he's in the learners' club too. Now, instead of fetching the ball, he sits there contemplating the existential crisis of chasing round objects.
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I love learners at the gym. You can spot them a mile away, struggling to assemble the workout equipment. It's like watching someone solve a Rubik's Cube with zero spatial awareness.
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Being friends with learners is like having a daily dose of comedy. They're the only people who can turn a simple grocery shopping trip into a wild adventure. 'Is quinoa a fruit or a vegetable?' Well, Karen, it's a grain, but nice try!
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You know you're dealing with learners when the GPS says 'turn left,' and they ask, 'my left or your left?' I'm like, 'We're driving, Karen, not ballroom dancing.'
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Learners, the only group of people who make mistakes so frequently that even autocorrect gives up on them. I mean, my phone's dictionary must think I'm a toddler with all the 'ducking' I do!
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